double dumbass on you

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark Dutchster

princess-of-pop-punk:

Even Lavender Brown is a Game of Thrones fan.

You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers

When everyone was shouting King in the North, King in the North, I told myself… swore to myself… that I would be a good king, as honorable as Father, strong, just, loyal to my friends and brave when I faced my enemies… now I can’t even tell one from the other. How did it all get so confused?

Kelsey: and so, in the long line of ravishing Roberts women, who really don’t know life without a vagina party, there comes a boy. Welcome, Wyatt, into that psycho family of five fantastic ladies. (I only wish I could be related by blood.)

poetic-inevitability:

mnmplease:

I love you so much, lol.

“Vagina parties”—who made you so awesome?

hahaha love you too boo.
I do not GAZE at Santiago!

natasharvmanoff:

natasha romanoff is taking none of your shit

i’m done going through my old posts now, i promise

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